Why Is It an Advantage to be Blind?

1. Enjoy the party – you’ll never have to be a Designated Driver.
2. Take your dog to any public place, where dogs aren’t allowed.
3. Out of sight, out of mind. Never worry again about the dirty house, clothes, or kids.
4. You may look in the mirror as often as you wish, without shame. You did not change throughout the years!
5. You always have a great excuse for losing your car in a parking lot.
6. You are more tolerant about pets' accidents, because you cannot see them.
7. You can avoid people, because you did not see them.
8. Kids adore you for never get tired of playing the "hide and seek my magnifier" game.
9. You can be forgiven for socializing with man-made objects and trees.
10. You can encourage your fiancé to get you a larger diamond, so you can see it better.